What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Deuteronomy 17

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I don't like religions.

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Maybe leave out

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?